Friday, September 7, 2007

Umm, Uh, Like Learn How To Speak Like A JackAss ... Cast Member

 

It could be the fact that Johnny Knoxville hits his head a lot during his JackAss stunts or that he's thinking about Jessica Simpson on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard. Anyway, I would hate to see his 'Umm', 'Uh' Oscar's speech, not that JackAss 3 will ever win an Oscar. 

Friday, August 24, 2007

Umm, Will The Real Slim, Shady, Like, Please Stand Up - You Know

Eminem should,umm, consider driving 8 miles down to the local Detroit Toastmasters Club. I'll even include the website for directions http://www.d28toastmasters.org/

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Barack Obama - The 'Uh'' Stops Here!

Barack Obama – the presidential aspirant stumbled his way through one “Larry King” appearance, mumbling “uh” 73 times in five minutes. Wow, to think that he, hands down, uses more filler words than the queen of post jail interviews...amazing!
Barack, let us know if you need a webcam before your next YouTube debate because your job interview happens to be the presidential election.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Poker players (body language experts) aren't necessarily the best at job interviews!

This poker player from fulltiltpoker.com may not lose his cool at the poker table, but PLEASE, Do NOT let him speak. Lesson learned: You may have the right body language or poker face, but if you can't make it through a sentence without saying "UMM", employers won't go All In when considering you as their next hire.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Umm ... Worst Weatherman in History

Umm ... the forecast predicts heavy umms during rush hour. Hey buddy, this was your interview and you could have umm practiced!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Like This Guy, Like Totals His Like, Jetta

In this like VW Jetta commercial, the driver gets so defensive after his friend calls him out on saying "like" every other word that he crashes his Jetta. Saying "like" can be distracting but denying you say "like" can even be more distracting. The lesson here is like don't be afraid to call your friend out for sounding like and idiot, but don't call him out while he's driving! Idiot!